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Current Approved Past
Revision 12.4

Office of Continuity Verification

HAEB Confirms the Past Remains in Effect Nationwide

HAEB-NR-2026-011 FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE CAP Rev. 12.4
Document type
News release
Dateline
WASHINGTON, July 6, 2026
Issuing office
Office of Continuity Verification
Media contact
Office of Public Affairs, Office of the Administrator. Written inquiries are accepted. No response is scheduled.
Released
July 6, 2026

WASHINGTON, July 6, 2026. The Historical Accuracy Enforcement Bureau today confirmed that the past remains in effect in all fifty states, five territories, and the District of Columbia.

The confirmation covers the period from the earliest recognized event through 11:59 p.m. Eastern on July 5, 2026. Events occurring after that time will be confirmed in the ordinary course.

Historical availability for the period was 99.9997 percent. The Bureau completed 14 of 14 scheduled verifications and certified 8,442 completed events as remaining complete.

During the period covered by the confirmation:

  1. The year 1776 continued to precede 1777.
  2. The Great Fire of London remained extinguished.
  3. The first crewed lunar landing remained completed.
  4. All recognized Roman emperors remained off the current federal payroll.

“The past does not require the public’s confidence,” said Acting Administrator Constance Vale. “It requires maintenance. It has received maintenance, in every state, on schedule, for as long as the schedule has existed.”

The confirmation is issued annually under the Bureau’s continuity verification program and is published against the Current Approved Past, Revision 12.4. The Bureau has issued the confirmation each year since 1974, and in several records considerably longer.

What the public should do

No action is required.

Persons who recall an event differently may verify it against the Official Record. Persons who cannot verify an event should not repeat it until they can.

About HAEB

The Historical Accuracy Enforcement Bureau is the independent continuity authority responsible for the Current Approved Past, retrospective compliance, and public recollection alignment. The Bureau has been founded since 1908.

Serving the Republic Since 1789, Effective Retroactively.

Media contact

Office of Public Affairs, Office of the Administrator. Written inquiries are accepted. No response is scheduled.

Correction

This release was corrected on August 12, 2026. See HAEB-NR-2026-011-C1.

Related records

Real-world source note

The historical anchors below are factual. The Bureau, its staff, its records, and every administrative consequence described on this page are fictional.

  • The Historical Accuracy Enforcement Bureau does not exist, and no agency confirms that completed events remain completed. Every program, metric, quotation, and confirmation in this release is fictional. [Tier A, Basic anchor]
  • 1776 precedes 1777. The Great Fire of London ended in 1666. The first crewed lunar landing was completed in 1969. The Roman Empire has no serving officials. [Tier A, Basic anchor]
    These are ordinary facts. The Bureau's claim to maintain them is the invention.